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Home · Archive · RSS · Mobile · I lack any common sense and have an attention span comparable to that of a goldfish. I like to eat not one, but two cheeseburgers. I can probably eat two entire cantaloupes in one sitting - same goes for watermelons and grapefruit. I looooooove silly yorkies! I love Mochi the hamster. I always trip over everything, lock myself out of my own room, and forget / lose everything and anything. But other than that, I guess I'm pretty cool. :)

SURPRISE!

Just realized why I suck at this whole blogging business:

I like to stalk people. One can say that I’m a nosy ass biotch. Don’t judge me people. NO SHAME. I’m only being honest. So therefore, I go on tumblr. You learn some interesting shit about people over the Internet. Also makes for great girlfriend sleepover bonding material (you know who you are biffle!).

I’m not witty enough to be funny and entertaining, nor is my life tragically emo enough to be considered juicy gossip.

No heartache, angst, fights, polygamous drama….

I also refrain from sub tweeting/sub tumblr-ing to avoid potential awkward confrontations.

So what’s new with my life? I absolutely hate it. But love it all the same. I’m really looking forward to that cup of Chai I’m going to make for myself in the morning.

Buying a lottery ticket tomorrow knowing that I won’t win because I’ve never won a damn raffle or even a lucky tray day (only poor people who got free lunch in elementary school would know what I’m talking about) in my life.

Seriously though, back to why I suck at tumblr. The only reason why I’m posting this - felt compelled to stalk someone, signed on to tumblr for the first time in months, finished stalking, decided to write something. Done.

So cheers to being a nosy ass biotch.

Love,

Sandy

5 months ago